Roasted 2 years ago based on Meredith Welch's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Meredith "I'm Definitely Not Basic" Welch, over here curating a Spotify playbook that looks more like a confused teenager's playlist than a legitimate selection of music. Seriously, Meredith, your favorite genres are so all over the place they make a toddler's finger painting look like a masterpiece. "Indietronica"? That's not a genre, that's just a labels department throwing a tantrum while tripping on kale smoothies. If your playlists were food, they’d be a dumpster dive of leftovers—nobody knows how they got there, but at least you’d find some raggedy Pop and election year EDM in the mix. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card with Kacey Musgraves, Taylor Swift, and Deftones. Can you pick a lane, or do you just throw darts at an emo-bro bar to decide who makes the cut? If you ever find yourself in a public gathering, try not to mention that Bonobo is your music spirit animal. I can only imagine what it feels like to be in your head—one minute it’s crying over breakup songs, the next it's a thumping EDM rave while you lovingly caress that chipped coffee mug. Here’s a tip: throw in some Mariah Carey to save yourself from those cringe-worthy existential crises you seem to live on repeat. And those most played songs? Wow, Meredith, congratulations on being the number one fan of the "Mostly Remixed Songs That Sound Like They Were Made on a Casio Keyboard" club! “Cold Heart - PNAU Remix”? That sounds like an ex who’s trying too hard to win you back with a playlist of mediocre apologies and half-hearted assurances. Keep it up, and you might just top the charts for "Most Likely to Have Spotify Open During Awkward Silence." So, fix that genre confusion and keep digging deep—somewhere in that noise collage is the real Meredith just aching to talk about how much you love TikTok trends at your local coffee shop!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!