Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒂🪽‧₊˚.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile equivalent of a teenage girl's diary—full of glitter, obsession, and an embarrassing crush on that one boy in class... or in this case, K-Pop. Your top artists reading like a who’s who of “I’m just here for the visuals” shows that your taste in music is as subtle as a neon sign. There’s more K-Pop in your mix than at an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ, and sweetie, it’s starting to feel like you’re trying to build a career in translating catchy tunes instead of just enjoying them. Let’s talk about your most played songs. Using HUH YUNJIN as the cornerstone of your Spotify identity? Bold move. You’ve declared yourself the number one fan of a random artist whose name nobody can pronounce, while the rest of us are busy keeping our playlists diverse. Meanwhile, “Raise y_our glass” is clearly a reminder for you to keep your standards low and your excitement high—because it’s the only way you can justify lip-syncing in the shower to yet another song about love that’s probably deeper than your knowledge of anything outside the Hallyu wave. And how do we wrap this up without mentioning your diverse genres? “Italian Pop” and “Anime”? That’s the musical equivalent of ordering pineapple on pizza while watching cartoon cats annoy each other. It’s like you saw a list of trending sounds and decided to throw a dartboard at it while wearing a blindfold, hoping something good would stick. Sure, if your goal was to attract fellow connoisseurs of cringe, you’ve succeeded! But if you want to graduate from bedroom DJ to something resembling credibility, you might want to start mixing in a few more *actual* classics—unless your ultimate life goal is to be the poster child for "I still live in my parents’ basement."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!