Roasted 2 years ago based on James Kelland's long term Spotify stats.

James Kelland, huh? The only guy who can fill an entire Spotify profile with more genres than he has friends. Pop Dance and EDM take up more space than your personality, and let’s be real, the “Big Room” you’re dancing in is just a sad reflection of the empty space where your social life used to be. The only thing more repetitive than your favorite playlists is your lack of taste—seriously, if your favorite genres had feelings, they’d be crying out for a better advocate. And what’s with your obsession with Ghost and Gigi D'Agostino? It’s like your music taste takes a wild detour from “let's party” to “let’s moonwalk our way through the abandoned ruins of the ‘90s.” You’ve got a vibe that screams, "I party hard, as long as I’m home by 10 PM." It’s less Tiësto and more 'TiestoWho?' Your top artists read like a questionable mixtape aimed at impressing a high school dance committee. I'd ask how you managed to pull these choices together, but I'm afraid you’d respond with, “I just shuffle and pray for the best.” And let’s talk about your Most Played songs. “Mary On A Cross” by Ghost? You’re not even trying to hide the fact that you want to blend dark themes with your insatiable need for some upbeat beats. “Shia LaBeouf Live”? Really, James? That’s not a song; that’s a cry for help. Your playlist is like a party where the lights are on too bright and nobody's actually invited. Just remember: when the vibe is dead, we know who to blame—James Kelland, DJ of Disaster!

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