Roasted 6 months ago based on Ulla's long term Spotify stats.

Ulla, you’ve got a Spotify list that’s as diverse as a high school cafeteria’s lunch menu, but we all know deep down it’s just a mixtape for existential crises. Seriously, if you were any more obsessed with Frank Ocean, you’d need to start paying him rent! It’s like you’re trying to drown your sorrows in melodrama and moody synths, but it’s coming off less “sensitive artist” and more “teenager crying into their pillow while scrolling through Instagram.” And let’s talk about that genre list. “Dansk Pop” and “Dansktop”? Are you trying to win a Danish cultural quiz or are we just getting ready for a retrospective on how to make your ears bleed? Your mix of pop and rap sounds like an ambitious collaboration between an emotionally unstable IKEA and a confused mixtape seller who thought it would be clever to throw everything into a blender. Spoiler alert: it’s not clever, Ulla. It’s a recipe for disaster! Lastly, your most played songs feature “We Don’t Talk Anymore” by Charlie Puth—a true anthem for anyone who's forgotten what social skills are! You’ve got more overlapping themes of heartbreak and regret than a rom-com marathon, and honestly, at this point, I’m convinced your favorite genre is “sad girl energy.” Don’t be surprised if one day Frank Ocean shows up at your door asking for his emotional baggage back. Until then, keep those playlists coming; they provide better entertainment than half the shows on Netflix!

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