Roasted 2 months ago based on JADBIRD's long term Spotify stats.

JADBIRD, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads more like a Christian youth group playlist gone rogue, it’s a wonder you don’t just gather everyone around a campfire and start singing sea shanties in your local Starbucks. I mean, "Musicals" and "Christian Worship" at the top of your favorite genres? If you don’t have a full-on floral dress and a collection of scented candles, you are just not living your best life. Also, can we talk about the fact that "Bedroom Pop" seems to be your way of begging for more 'me time'? Look, buddy, we all know you’re not this deep and soulful, especially not when you're belting out sea shanties like a pirate with a degree in Hesitation. And it gets better with your top artists. "Elio Mei" and "The Crane Wives"? Wow, that’s some real deep-cut Spotify searching, or maybe just artistic self-sabotage. It’s like you stormed straight into the “I ride a bike to work and own more beanies than friends” section of the internet. Seriously, which one of those artists had you in tears over that last breakup? And if "Cosmo Sheldrake" isn’t just a complicated way of saying “I have commitment issues,” then, I honestly don’t know what is. You might as well tattoo “I’m a hopeless romantic” on your forehead while you’re at it! As for your most played songs, what kind of emotional roulette are you playing? “World's Smallest Violin” by AJR followed by “It's Tough to Be a God”? You know that’s not the soundtrack to your actual life, right? It sounds like you’re auditioning for a part in a failed indie film about a millennial who can’t figure out his life after college. "Partner in Crime" - it’s like that desperate plea for a co-conspirator in your sad little life. And with these eclectic jams, it’s clear you’re trying to be unique, but instead, you just sound like a Spotify algorithm had an identity crisis. But hey, at least you're dedicated to being the most interesting person at the church potluck.

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