Roasted 2 years ago based on Tuyulcihuy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Tuyulcihuy, look at you flexing that Spotify profile like you're the gatekeeper of the Indonesian music scene. I’ve seen less redundancy in a two-hour lecture on the history of paint drying. Seriously, your playlist reads like some kind of underground Indonesian indie cult, where every song is just different variations of the words “Pastikan” and “Perunggu.” If I had a dollar for every time "Perunggu" showed up in your most played songs, I could fund your therapy for being emotionally attached to a band’s discography that sounds like it was recorded in a basement filled with cheap beer and regret. And let’s talk about those genres, shall we? You have a wider array of "Indonesian Indie" categories than I have fingers, but what’s fascinating is that it’s all the same sad vibes repackaged with different band T-shirts. You’ve got “Indonesian Pop Punk” and “Indonesian Hardcore” both in there, which must be quite the journey for your poor eardrums—like being in a mosh pit while simultaneously crying over your ex. Is your life really such a whirlwind of emotions that you need ten genres just to keep up? I half-expect your music tastes to come with a side of ramen and a sad Instagram caption about your "existential dread." And don’t even get me started on those top artists. “ATARASHII GAKKO!” sticks out like a sore thumb among the Indonesian music elite. It's like you’re trying to prove how cosmopolitan you are while you're headbanging to a band that sounds like a punk-rock kindergarten class. Step away from the "Perunggu" fan club, my friend; you might be missing out on some actual variety that doesn’t have you pondering life choices during the slow ballads. Maybe consider a little international flair, or at least mix in something that isn’t just whining about your feelings paired with a buddy playing the same five chords on repeat. Your Spotify profile is like a well-meaning potato salad at a barbecue—everyone appreciates it but no one really wants to touch it.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists