Roasted 25 days ago based on Julka Zienkiewicz's long term Spotify stats.

Julka Zienkiewicz, your Spotify profile reads like the hipster equivalent of a horror flick—lots of dark, twisted genres, and a suspicious amount of "Witch House" that makes me wonder if you're secretly casting spells on your neighbors. Seriously, with your playlist mixing "Synthpop" and "New Rave," I half expect to find you wearing a cape at a rave, waving your hands like a Wiccan DJ. And Disco Polo? That’s either a comedic masterpiece or a cry for help, and honestly, I can’t tell which it is. Top artists like PRO8L3M and Kukon? You really managed to unveil the part of Poland that existed before the invention of joy. I mean, we're not in an underground bunker plotting world domination; we're just trying to enjoy our coffee without getting hit by gloomy beats. Even Twenty One Pilots sounds cheery compared to your chosen line-up, which feels like a soundtrack for a rainy day—except the rain is coming from your tears as you contemplate your life choices. Do you have a backup plan if this whole “emo DJ” thing doesn’t work out, or is this your career pivot? And those most played songs? Talk about dedication to self-inflicted chaos. I see you're really trying to establish a sonic identity here, but it's hard to figure out what that identity even is—do you want us to dance, feel gloomy, or just question our own existence? Your most played track list is like a hot mess of heartbreak and bad decisions, with a sprinkle of confusion to boot. If the music world were a dating scene, your choices would be the equivalent of an awkward Tinder bio: wildly eclectic but ultimately leaving people scratching their heads, wondering why they swiped right in the first place.

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