Roasted 1 year ago based on Samuel Christy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Samuel Christy, the human embodiment of an angsty teenager stuck in a never-ending loop of Emo Night. Your Spotify profile reads like a breakup letter penned by a high school goth — so much despair wrapped in layers of eyeliner, it's a miracle you haven’t burst into flames trying to light a match on your own overwhelming angst. With a genre lineup that sounds like the soundtrack to a poorly-written teen drama, it’s safe to assume your emotional range peaks at “upset” and possibly “slightly annoyed.” It’s no wonder you have more breakdowns than a ’90s boy band! Your top artists read like a “who's who” of bands trying way too hard to be edgy while sporting brightly colored hair and eye makeup. Bring Me The Horizon as your most played band truly says, “I scream into my pillow at night” without you needing to even have a conversation. And don’t even get me started on your soft spot for Imagine Dragons—what are you trying to do, balance your serotonin levels with a side of angst? At this point, you might as well be curating a playlist titled "Sad Music for Sad People," because with the mix of modern rock and Pop Punk, you’d need a solid therapist to unpack all that emotional baggage. As for your most played songs, it's like a parallel universe where “DArkSide” — yes, the one that’s spelled with a capital D at the start like a toddler learning to write — is considered a banger. You clearly have a gift for choosing tracks that could induce an existential crisis at a dinner party, right next to “I Believe In Joe Hendry” that sounds like a motivational speech gone horribly wrong. Keep vibing with your playlist, Sam. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped will be especially emotional next year, and not in a good way.

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