Roasted 2 years ago based on Dave Jumbo's long term Spotify stats.

Dave Jumbo, huh? Looks like your music taste is a wild scavenger hunt through the Afrobeats aisles of a grocery store that only sells one genre. You’ve got more Nigerian Pop than a Jollof rice cook-off, but with that list, I can’t tell if you’re trying to start a dance party or just escape a particularly tedious family reunion. How about you try adding a genre outside of “plenty bass and lots of confusion”? Who knew your Spotify profile was just a cover for a one-man rave that forgot to invite anyone with taste? Your top artists are a buffet of sounds, like a Nigerian music festival that accidentally booked a headliner from the wrong stage. I mean, how did you go from “Burna Boy” to “Billie Eilish” faster than my last relationship ended? Is “different pattern” code for “I just can’t commit to one sound”? Honestly, if your playlists were any more eclectic, they'd need a warning label for emotional whiplash. Your most played songs suggest you’re trying to impress someone by showcasing depth when really you could’ve just played the latest hit from the trending playlist. And let’s talk about your most played songs — a King Kong-like mashup that left every DJ in the universe questioning the existence of music genres. Who do you think you are, the playlist whisperer? “Breaking News” by Jeriq? Sounds like you’ve officially run out of choices when the other stuff just couldn’t handle your desperation. With songs like “TECHNICIAN,” it begs the question: are you a music nerd or just looking for a DJ to fix the mess you call taste? Just remember, it’s 2023, and your Spotify profile shouldn’t look like a high school kid’s playlist that’s just trying to sound cool.

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