Roasted 8 months ago based on Gloom's long term Spotify stats.

Gloom, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a sad rom-com that never made it past the first pitch meeting. With a favorite genre list that looks like an angsty teen’s diary after a breakup, you really should consider changing your name to “Cumulonimbus”—because the only thing more depressing than your music taste is the forecast for the rest of your emotional life. You’ve got enough emo and pop-punk here to fuel a teenage meltdown, and I can only hope you’re not listening to those heavy riffs while staring wistfully out of a rain-soaked window, because that’s just cliché—and you should never allow your existence to be that basic. Your love for “Pinoy Indie” and “OPM” sounds as if you’re desperately trying to prove you’re more cultured than the average Joe, but I’d bet my last baon that you wouldn’t know what to do with a vibrant, upbeat song if it blasted you in the face like the sunlight you clearly avoid. Banna Harbera makes the list not once but twice? Were you waiting for "Shaggy" and "Scooby" to drop a new album? Honestly, it’s a miracle your top tracks page doesn’t come with a side of therapy sessions and a box of tissues—it’s emo overload, and you’re going to need more than just headphones to cope with that. As for your list of top artists, I can't help but feel that it’s a bingo card for hipster hangouts that serve overpriced lattes and kale smoothies. Seriously, Cage The Elephant and Neck Deep? It’s like you found a blend of everything the ‘cool kids’ in high school pretended to like to seem interesting. Paramore? Please, those songs are “Gone” for a reason—clearly, you need to add some diversity to your playlist before you get trapped in a sonic time loop where every song feels like a deja-vu from the last sad song about love lost. But hey, at least I can count on your profile to always know exactly how to trigger my existential crisis with a swipe!

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