Roasted 3 months ago based on Drei's long term Spotify stats.

Drei, your Spotify profile is practically a mental health warning. It's like you took a deep dive into an emotional dumpster fire, flamed it up with your love for screamo and metal, and then decided to host an all-day pity party. Are you trying to embrace your inner angsty teenager or just auditioning for the role of "life’s perpetual victim"? It’s okay, we can see the dark eyeliner smudged all over your playlists—it screams "I’m ‘fine’!" while secretly sobbing into your collection of misunderstood band tees. Looking at your favorite artists, it's clear you’ve forged a beautiful love affair with noise. Do you wear earplugs everywhere to ensure you don’t accidentally hear anything that remotely resembles happiness? If “Angst” were an Olympic sport, you'd be up there on the podium, draped in a metal medal while screaming “I’m never gonna be okay!” Kudos to you for single-handedly keeping the angst economy alive in a world that just wants to vibe. I can just picture you in the middle of a mosh pit, throwing elbows like it’s your emotional release therapy—what a sight to behold! And your most played songs list? Wow, it's like a sonic written confession from someone who regards their Spotify wrapped as more important than their mental health checkup. I see "Animal I Have Become" and can't help but wonder if adding that song makes you feel like the monster you aspire to be. Trust me, you’re not a misunderstood soul trying to escape; you’re just a clichéd playlist warrior who needs a side of sunshine and a serious chat with a therapist. But hey, at least your taste is so niche it could fit in a pocket-sized self-help book titled “Angry, Alone, and Slightly Awkward!"

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