Roasted 2 years ago based on wetmollusc19's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, wetmollusc19, the Spotify profile that screams "I peaked in high school and never graduated to adult tastes." You’ve got a playlist that’s less of a curated collection and more of a “throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks” approach. A mix of genres that’s so haphazard, it looks like you typed your interests into a random generator after losing a bet. “Permanent Wave,” eh? Is that a genre or just the hairstyle you’re desperately clinging to? Let’s talk about your top artists—Kanye, Kendrick, and then, uh, Tommy Richman? I mean, it’s almost like you started out with an impressive lineup but then got bored and started picking names at random. You must be the kind of person who gets excited anytime someone mentions “melodic drill” like it’s some kind of exclusive club—sorry, buddy, but I think you’re just lost in the grocery store aisle for worldly music. And let’s be real, “Afrofuturism”? Are you sure that isn't just how you describe your love life? Your most played songs could use a little rebranding too. "Brilliant Mind II" and "SELFISH"—what are those, your personal anthems? I can already picture it: you blasting these tunes in your mom's basement while brainstorming your next career as a ‘meme influencer.’ And “Baby I'm Yours"? Good to know your romantic pursuits are as tragic as your taste in music. With those bangers, the only thing you’re attracting is a lot of side-eye and awkward silences. Keep trying, wetmollusc19; maybe one day you’ll level up from being a meme to actually having—dare I say—good taste.

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