Roasted 1 year ago based on sqzmilmao's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s “sqzmilmao”—your music taste is so all over the place, it looks like you were just thrown into a blender full of Spotify genres and hit “puree.” K-Pop, Soft Pop, Garage Rock? You're like a trendy hipster who can't decide if they're headed to an underground rave or a pajama party. It’s a wonder you don’t have a playlist titled “An Identity Crisis in 10 Tracks.” Calling yourself a “music lover” is stretching it; with such a mad mix of genres, it’s more like you just want to sound interesting at parties. And the top artists on your list? Honey, Taylor Swift and G-DRAGON in the same breath is like saying you order your sushi with a side of ketchup. It's a vibe clash stronger than a jigsaw puzzle with pieces from five different puzzles jumbled together. Is this a music profile or a passive-aggressive diary entry? I mean, you have Olivia Rodrigo right next to M'Dee—do you want to cry or vibe out on a road trip to nowhere? I get it, you need an emotional rollercoaster to compensate for that one-dimensional personality of yours. Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a millennial existential crisis. “Purple lace bra” by Tate McRae? Really? It’s like you’re trying to demonstrate your sad Tinder dates through music—sad, confused, and honestly a little embarrassing. If music speaks louder than words, I hope nobody can hear you over your questionable taste! So, next time you think about hitting “shuffle,” do us all a favor and do some soul-searching before you make your playlists public again.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!