Roasted 6 months ago based on s616jonson's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, s616jonson, let’s break this down. Your taste in music reads like the emotional diary of an angsty teenager who just discovered their dad's old vinyl collection and is still salty about that high school breakup. Favorite genres? Emo, Screamo, Post-Hardcore? Seriously, man, you might as well set your profile picture to a rain-soaked selfie where you’re contemplating life while wearing a beanie, sitting in a corner with a half-eaten sandwich. I haven't seen such a melodramatic playlist since my high school years—oh wait, I was actually too busy embracing life to wallow in the angst of “my best friend’s dog ate my homework.” Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists: Jawbreaker, The Cure, and blink-182! Nice try trying to pick up points for variety while your vibe screams “I cry in the shower.” If no one offered you a record deal for playing basement gigs in your mom's garage, then it’s safe to say you should consider investing in some earplugs. Seriously, the last thing the world needed was another emo kid whining about high school crushes over math rock guitar riffs. Newsflash: no one wants to hear you gently scream into the void because your brunch plans were canceled... Get it together! Most played songs? Divulging your day-to-day angst like an open diary? I get it—the more obscure and ‘deep’ the title sounds, the more ratings you think it gets—but come on, “I Typed For Miles” is the anthem for every procrastinator ever. I hope your hobbies don’t include knitting emo sweaters because I’m worried we’ll find you at the next 'Sadness Convention.' You’re serving major “I listen to my playlist on repeat while waiting for life to start” energy, and that’s just tragic. If you’re planning on adding anything to your resume, “Professional Sad Boy” might be an actual career option at this point!

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