Roasted 1 year ago based on inu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh $hky, your musical taste is like a buffet at a K-Pop convention—diverse but overwhelmingly weird. I mean, looking at your genres, it seems you’ve just discovered the “K” section of your music library and decided to go to town. You have more “K’s” than a failed spelling bee in a Korean classroom! Congratulations, you singlehandedly keep the Dream Pop and Lo-Fi scenes alive—like a trendy hipster championing the dying art of playing music on a potato. Now let’s talk about your top artists. BTS and all your other boy bands must have the world's most dedicated fan because they’re practically handing their music over to you for free. I’d bet a months’ rent that you’ve considered getting a tattoo of Jung Kook’s face right above your heart, because clearly his ballads have rightfully claimed the space where your dignity should be. And Billie Eilish? Nice try, but everyone knows she’s the musical equivalent of a cold shower after a night out: necessary, but frankly nobody looks forward to it. Your most played songs look like they belong on a Spotify playlist titled “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying.” Seriously, “Shot Glass of Tears”? That sounds like the sad love song equivalent of taking an ice cream cone to a funeral. If your next step is to start posting teen angst poetry with these titles on Instagram while unironically sipping matcha lattes, just know that we’re all ready to take away your Spotify privileges before you go any further into this dark hole of cringe. Good luck with your K-Pop ballad breakdowns at the next party; I’m bringing the noise-canceling headphones!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!