Roasted 6 months ago based on zeta roman's long term Spotify stats.

Zeta Roman, the proud owner of a Spotify playlist that reads like the soundtrack to a post-apocalyptic rave in an abandoned warehouse. Your music taste is so niche it makes hipsters look mainstream. I mean, "Witch House"? Really? What are you trying to summon with your earbuds—your long-lost social life? If your favorite genre had a physical form, it’d be that vague smell of burnt sage and sadness that follows you around. Your top artists look like they were handpicked by a confused algorithm that was left to run on autopilot. You’ve got a mix of Drake, Chief Keef, and Crystal Castles that could only be described as “Get it together, Zeta!” Not to mention, claiming “Darkwave” as a favorite genre while blowing air kisses to the gays; bless your heart. And what’s up with that song selection? “It’s A Dream (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)” by a group named Snow Strippers? Sounds like you’re stuck in the snow on your way to the club that exists only in your wildest dreams. And let’s talk about your “most played” list. I don’t know what’s more concerning: the number of times you’ve hit replay on Chief Keef or the fact that you’ve got a song titled "На грани болевого порога" that apparently translates to "On the Edge of Pain Threshold." It’s like your music taste is a cry for help, but instead of therapy, you’re treating it with hyperpop and darkwave beats. Here’s a suggestion: just add some elevator music to the mix and see if you can at least make peace with your own bad decisions!

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