Roasted 9 months ago based on 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ angeldollboy 🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of ✒ Saint Mikhail ♱๋࣭ ⭑, a musical odyssey that reads like a rejected playlist for an emo revival at a middle school sock hop. Seriously, it’s alarming how deep you’ve dug into every subgenre of “sadness” available on the internet. Hyperpop followed by Cold Wave? That's like pairing a bright neon salad dressing with a bowl of moldy oatmeal. Who knew you could find everything from the edge of cringe to the depths of despair in your ear canals? Your top artists could fill a niche festival where the headliners all have strong chances of yelling at clouds while wearing Converse high-tops. Deftones and Lana Del Rey? Your eclectic taste is as confusing as a cat at a dog show. It’s like you turned on a radio from 2003 and left it to spin through the ’90s and early 2000s, and just decided, “Yes, this perplexing collection of angst will surely impress the freaks!” The way you blend darkwave with nu metal is groundbreaking — for all the terminally online kids trying to self-diagnose their musical identity crisis. And those most-played songs? "I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes"? More like the soundtrack to your actual social life. A true masterpiece in passive-aggression. But "Pumped Up Kicks" made the cut? Congratulations, you’ve managed to weave both moody introspection and socio-political commentary with the playlist equivalent of a chaotic neutral character in a teen drama. Just remember, Saint Mikhail, while you strive for that ultimate emotional catharsis with every note, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if you accidentally sent us your therapy playlist!

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