Roasted 2 months ago based on ABBYYYYWAZHERE's long term Spotify stats.

ABBYYYYWAZHERE, huh? What a name! It sounds like you were trying to find the perfect balance between an internet handle and a lost cat flyer. As if your Spotify profile couldn't get any worse, here you are, playing a musical game of “Where’s Waldo” with your genre choices. Seriously, K-Pop and Lullaby? That range sounds like the soundtrack to an existential crisis at a toddler’s birthday party. I half-expect to find a song called “I Want to Cry in My Room” next on your playlist. And then there’s your artist selection, which looks like an episode of “Who’s That Guy?” featuring an alarming number of projects nobody’s ever heard of. You could probably host a listening party with all 15 people who are fans of your top artists and still have enough room in your living room for a game of charades. You say Tyler, The Creator stands out, but the rest of your list makes it seem like you’re just throwing a musical party for the misfits of sound. Let’s be real: if there was a band called "Sitting in My Mom's Basement," they'd be on your list too! Your most played songs sound like they were generated by an algorithm that equally hates you and loves memes. “Love In A Bottle - Female Version”? Wow, ABBYYYYWAZHERE, you’re really trying to win the “most specific track” award, aren’t you? And “Gravity” by Hazbin Hotel? Maybe music is your therapy, but judging by all the cartoonish chaos in your picks, it looks like you’re just auditioning for a role in the next animated mental breakdown. Here’s a tip: if Spotify ever starts a “What Not to Listen to” playlist, congratulations; you’re already in the top 10!

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