Roasted 2 years ago based on ave🛸's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ave🛸, the musical equivalent of wearing a fedora in 2023. Your favorite genres read like a sad manifesto for the lost souls of middle school. “Permanent Wave”? Sounds like your entire musical taste is permanently stuck in a time capsule, refusing to evolve past the angsty days when drama was just a text away. Seriously, if I wanted a list of genres that scream “I’m too emotionally available for my own good,” I’d just scroll through your Spotify profile and let the tears roll in. Your top artists? Blink-182 must be feeling like they hit the jackpot with you on their streaming stats. You’ve got them, My Chemical Romance, and a sprinkle of Lana Del Rey—it's like a high school emo playlist took a detour through a teen drama audition tape. I can practically see you belting "I miss you, I’m sorry" while standing in front of a mirror, desperately trying to relate to those overly dramatic indie lyrics. Pro tip: It’s not an indie anthem if it sounds like you need a giant hug and a light therapy session afterward. And those most played songs? “Cancer” and “The End.”—dude, we get it. You’re just one sad Spotify session away from trademarking your own sob-fest. The only thing darker than that playlist is your room when you're embracing your inner emo. It’s almost impressive how you’ve curated a collection that screams “I know exactly what heartbreak feels like... and I love it.” At this point, your Spotify profile should come with a warning: “Listener discretion advised—this account may cause excessive eye-rolling and urges to go for a joyride instead of dwelling on teenage angst.”

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