Roasted 2 years ago based on Sophie :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sophie, bless your heart! Your favorite genres read like the hipster’s shopping list at an artisanal thrift store—“POV: Indie,” really? Are you planning to launch a new genre called “Watching Paint Dry” next? And don’t even get me started on your love for “Norwegian Pop.” I didn’t realize that the only thing worse than not knowing how to have fun was turning your Spotify profile into a Nordic affair of sad bangers sung by people who undoubtedly wear turtlenecks in July. There’s more swell in your playlists than at a dad bod convention. Your top artists could only be described as a classic mix of “who” and “why not?”. AURORA and Hozier are fantastic choices, but many of those other artists sound like they were plucked from the depths of a basement open mic night after everyone had a little too much of that fancy kombucha. Listening to "The Crane Wives" and "Jorge Rivera-Herrans" must be what it feels like to be stuck in a color palette of beige—drowning in a sea of mediocre melodies that can only be described as “pleasantly forgettable.” Your Spotify recommendations could double as a sleep aid; a new horror movie titled “The Cruelty of The Crane Wives” would be a hit! And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Ready As I'll Ever Be"? More like "Ready As I'll Never Be to Hear This Again." “Shut Eye” is fitting, considering listening to your playlist may require weeks of therapy afterward just to regain my sanity. I mean, “Soldier, Poet, King”? Sounds more like a Yelp review on a hipster café than a song. At this point, I’m not sure if you’re trying to start a musical revolution or if you’ve just lost your way down a rabbit hole of existential dread. Either way, might I suggest a little Taylor Swift or some good ol' fashioned pop to liven things up? You know, just in case you want to reclaim your social life!

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