Roasted 2 years ago based on Karis:)'s long term Spotify stats.

Karis, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter from the Afrobeats department to a confused pop fan who wandered in off the street. Seriously, how many genres can one person embrace before they start looking like a Spotify algorithm gone rogue? You’ve got more Nigerian pop tracks than a Lagos taxi driver, yet can’t seem to commit to a single aesthetic. At this rate, the only chart you’ll be topping is the “What are you even listening to?” charts. You’re the musical equivalent of a buffet with everything on it—all indecision and no clear taste. And your top artists? Loveworld Singers swinging right next to Lana Del Rey? Wow, talk about a mood swing! Next, you’ll tell us your favorite food is a smoothie made of jollof rice and avocado toast slathered in Beyoncé's tears. It's like your playlist is on a never-ending quest to find the most jarring transitions possible, like trying to go from a church choir to a club banger without a single break. If that isn’t a metaphor for your life choices, I don’t know what is. Your taste in music deserves its own award—preferably for "Most Likely to Give An Identity Crisis." Your most played songs list reads like the random karaoke set that everyone gets stuck with when the DJ is feeling generous, sprinkled with the occasional heartfelt classic that makes us all wonder if you have any real feelings buried beneath the Afrobeats façade. “Riptide” right after “Ex-Factor”? That’s not music; that’s audible chaos! But hey, at least you’re keeping the confusion alive. Next time you think about expanding your musical horizons, remember: it’s great to explore, but it’s even better to know when to stop before you turn into a walking Spotify ad for an existential crisis.

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