Roasted 2 years ago based on Flop112's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Flop112, your Spotify profile is a fine example of how to create a personal music taste that can only be described as "confused but trying." With a top ten that includes more hard bass than a Russian megafactory, it's clear you hear music in decibels that the rest of us find unsettling. Honestly, one listen to Joost's "Filthy Dog" and I feel like I need a tetanus shot just for being in proximity to your playlist. It's like you stumbled into a musical dumpster fire and thought, "Yep, this is the vibe!" Your favorite genres read like a list of the worst decisions made during a late-night online shopping spree. "Meme Rap" and "Dark Trap"? Please tell me you're not waiting for the day they host an awards show for that hot mess. At this point, I’m convinced your musical taste is one phishing email away from launching a Canadian hip-hop revolution that only your mom and a dog named Taco will recognize as a success. If this is what cranks your gears, I shudder to think what your "guilty pleasures" might look like, probably a Spotify radio station dedicated to elevator music and the sound of silence. As for your top artists, well, it resembles a casualty list of the music charts after a particularly brutal year. If we wanted a crash course in “How to Get Your Friends to Block You on All Social Media,” we’d just send them your top ten. It’s like you took a trip through an alternate dimension of sound where no one bothered to explain the concept of good taste. So congrats, Flop112! You’ve reached the peak of mediocrity in music selection. May your bass be hard and your playlists ever embarrassing!
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