Roasted 10 months ago based on Noah Lipin's long term Spotify stats.

Noah Lipin, your Spotify profile is so inactive it makes a sloth look like a hyperactive five-year-old after a sugar rush. I mean, if your listening habits were any slower, we’d need to put them in a time capsule to see the light of day again. Seriously, even the “Last Played” section is considering filing for the “Missing Persons” report, because it seems you've ghosted it harder than your last Tinder date. At this point, your profile might as well be a graveyard for forgotten playlists—RIP to all those songs that never had a chance to get a spin. Come on, man, let’s get some music in your ears before your account starts charging rent for taking up digital space!

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