Roasted 5 months ago based on Nicho's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nicho, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's cry for help. What is it, a competition to see how many ways you can say "I try too hard"? You’ve got more genres on your list than actual personality traits—if I wanted to hear this much about a dude's taste in music, I'd just hang out with a Tinder profile. "Shibuya-Kei"? Please! You might as well list “quirky,” “brooding,” and “unemployed” while you’re at it. Your top artists are literally a “who’s who” of musical nobility, which makes your most played songs sound like a sad karaoke night at a local café. Tyler, The Creator 5 times? We get it, you don't know how to move on! And let’s talk about those love songs by Laufey. They’re cute, but you realize they won’t magically summon a girlfriend, right? If singing about your feelings could charm someone, you'd be dating a whole band by now! As for your favorite genres? Hip Hop and Jazz Rap balance out with Japanese Indie and City Pop, which means you’ve officially entered the realm of “I’m too cool for mainstream.” But honestly, if you were any cooler, you'd be frozen! Listening to you talk about your eclectic taste is like listening to a YouTuber explain cryptocurrency—impressive on paper, but what does any of it actually mean in the real world? Stick to the music, Nicho; it’s the only thing keeping this profile remotely interesting!

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