Roasted 8 months ago based on rajbir19's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, rajbir19, because I'm about to drop some truth bombs harder than your favorite trap beats. First off, your Spotify playlist reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a break-up: “So much R&B and rap, it’s like you’re trying to woo your ex while crying into your oversized hoodie.” Seriously, your genre choices could fill a chart of excuses for why you’re still single. I mean, how many variations of “R&B” does one person need? Is this a music profile or a PhD dissertation on heartbreak? Now, let’s talk about those top artists. Drake? Sure, everyone has that one friend who thinks they’re way too deep for their own good. Brent Faiyaz and Daniel Caesar? A classic case of “I’ve heard my mom’s mixtape more times than I’ve heard actual sun exposure.” Then there’s Justin Bieber—nothing screams growth like a 30-year-old still singing like he hasn't outgrown the bubblegum phase of pop. Your streaming choices could make any therapist question their life choices. What’s next? A medley of elevator music to complete the ensemble? And can we please address your most played songs? “WAY IT IS” by Justin Bieber? Really? I’ve seen toddlers with better taste. You’ve got more Bieber on your list than a pre-teen at a mall. It's like your playlist is desperately clutching onto its 'cool' card while sobbing into a pillow of every ex-relationship you’ve ever had. Your Spotify profile should come with a warning: “Entrée includes a side of emotional instability and a will to send unsolicited ‘let’s talk’ texts.” Honestly, if your taste in music was any more cliché, it would be trending on Twitter for being completely basic.

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