Roasted 2 years ago based on CB's long term Spotify stats.

CB, your Spotify profile is like a middle school locker exploded and the only thing left was angst and outdated stickers. I mean, come on—if I wanted to hear a playlist dedicated to being angry at the world while skating in a parking lot, I’d just hang out with a sad teenager writing poetry in a basement. At this point, Punk and Hardcore Punk aren't just genres for you; they're your entire personality. I’d say get some new hobbies, but let’s be real, the only other thing you're probably good at is mastering the fine art of deflecting questions at family gatherings about why you're still single. I see you proudly flaunt your love for Lil Darkie among the punk legends. It’s like you’re trying to start a revolution in your own basement where everyone’s still stuck listening to that one Green Day album from 1994. As if choosing artists like "They Might Be Giants" weren’t bizarre enough, you had to go and mix it with rebellious punk sounds that are meant to alienate 90% of the population. If this is your attempt at being ‘mysterious,’ darling, it’s more like a ladder on your back and a sign that says “please don’t approach me unless you have a flannel and a skateboard.” And let’s talk about those most played songs. You know, "Too Drunk to Fuck" is a bold choice, but was "Too Drunk to Make Friends" already taken? You could at least have the decency to pick some tracks that don’t scream high school cafeteria angst—maybe something that has the faintest hint of fun instead of just pure nihilism. Honestly, your Spotify is like a musical scrapbook of teen rebellion gone wrong. It’s a wonder you didn’t throw in “My Immortal” for good measure! If punk is all about breaking the rules, why not start with the most important one: finding joy in other types of music? Unless your idea of joy is sitting alone, rolling your eyes at the world while slamming your air guitar against your desk.

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