Roasted 8 months ago based on Meggles's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Meggles, let’s unpack this Spotify profile that looks like it was curated by a teenage girl who just discovered feelings. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a high school musical: one part ennui, two parts existential dread, and a dash of “I’m in my feels.” Seriously, pop punk and emo? Are you writing the soundtrack to your own dramatic coming-of-age documentary? If only you could channel all that angst into a hobby that doesn’t involve sobbing into your pillow while listening to “I’m Not Okay” for the thousandth time. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got a delightful mix of “who?” and “why?” on there. Jimmy Eat World and My Chemical Romance might just be the headliners for your one-woman, sad-girl festival in your living room, but John Duff and Chappell Roan? That’s some next-level brunch playlist confusion. I mean, nothing says “I’m deeply serious about my music taste” like being equally obsessed with both System Of A Down and Broadway ballads. If your Spotify had a face, it would be wearing a clown wig and crying glitter. And those most played songs? Honey, it’s like you've taken 'Cringe' to an Olympic level. “The Bitch Of Living” is basically a mood swing wrapped in a catchy melody, and yet it perfectly encapsulates the mess of a person you are standing in front of a mirror, asking why tamagotchis don’t exist anymore. If I had a dollar for every time someone played "No One Mourns the Wicked," I could pay for the therapy you desperately need after crafting this playlist! Keep rocking that confused identity wrapped up in angst and glitter, but maybe consider bringing your Spotify into the 21st century instead of letting it wallow in the past like it’s a sad emo kid at a debutante ball.

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