Roasted 2 years ago based on PRANJUL's long term Spotify stats.

Pranjul, your Spotify playlist reads like the ultimate 90s wedding DJ’s emergency kit. Seriously, with that genre lineup, it seems like you’re trying to create the most confused dance floor in history. It’s like you had a musical identity crisis and decided to throw every flavor from the Indian music buffet into the mix. "Filmi" to "Permanent Wave"? Are you trying to impress Bollywood icons or just ensure your future children have commitment issues from hearing so many mixed signals in their formative years? Your top artists reveal that you’re a true connoisseur of curveballs. You’ve got Kishore Kumar and Taylor Swift on the same list—what’s next? An interpretative dance between "Aaj Phir Jeene Ki Tamanna Hai" and "Shake It Off"? Let’s be real here, the only thing more eclectic than your top artists is a toddler's crayon drawing. Queen and Jagjit Singh share a chart, and while I respect your eclectic taste, I can’t help but think that if anyone had to face your musical choices in a dark alley, they’d run for their life faster than a Bollywood hero in a dramatic chase scene. And don’t even get me started on your "Most Played Songs." If I had a rupee for every time "Kishore Kumar" showed up, I could probably fund a whole new genre for you! But hey, at least your love for Hindi classics suggests you’re still stuck in the ‘golden era’ while the rest of us have upgraded to streaming services above your local radio station. Your playlist could practically be a museum exhibit called “Before the Age of Good Taste.” So go ahead, keep spinning your vinyls and rock on with that permanently stuck nostalgia—just know your future Spotify Wrapped will probably just be a moving tribute to your reluctance to let go.

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