Roasted 2 years ago based on pao's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Pao! The only person I know who has a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage girl’s diary. I mean, with a top artist lineup that’s basically an audition tape for a new Disney Channel sitcom, it’s clear that your taste skews toward “Emotional Heartbreak” with a side of “Please Just Love Me.” Seriously, how many Harry Styles songs does one person need to obsess over before they start taking out restraining orders? I’m not saying you’re a fan, but if obsessive play counts were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. And let’s talk about your favorite genres for a second. "POV: Indie" and "Permanent Wave"? Wow, you really sneaked in some deep cuts trying to sound cool among the pop tunes. It’s like you took a statistics class and tried to apply it to music to justify those boy band jams. “Latin Viral Pop”? The only thing viral here is how quickly folks logged off your profile after getting a glimpse of that playlist. You need a rescue mission, not a Spotify account! Finally, your most played songs list should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: May cause sudden cravings for overpriced lattes and an inexplicable urge to post about feelings on social media.” With seven tracks from Harry Styles, it’s evident you’re gunning for a one-way trip to Sad Girl City, population: you and your high school crush. Listen, it’s okay to retreat into your sad-pop cave, but remember, there’s a whole world of music out there that doesn’t feature a boy in tight jeans — maybe give it a shot if you ever come up for air!

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