Roasted 2 years ago based on idalace's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Unspoken, what a misleading name for someone who clearly has too much to say about the most obscure subgenres of rap! Kristal ball says you’d be that person to show up at a party wearing a shirt with “I listen to Krushclub” while the rest of us are trying to figure out where the exit is. "Sped Up" and "Slowed" must be your way of coping with the existential dread of realizing that you'll never be the main character in any scenario, because you’ve memorized more niche beats than anyone would care to admit—congrats on making Spotify seem more like a post-apocalyptic music library! Dude, you have more top artists than friends, and that’s saying something when your most played song is, “if god didnt want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical!” Seriously, I bet even your Spotify algorithm rolled its eyes at that one; it’s like you’re trying to make people question their life choices one listen at a time. Kendrick Lamar and Kanye must feel honored to be graced by your streaming presence, right before they go back to making real music for normal people instead of feeding the whims of a self-proclaimed connoisseur of "Pluggnb" and “Krushfunk.” Newsflash: your Spotify is giving off major “I’m here to ruin the vibe” energy! And let's talk about those most played tracks; if you had a nickel for every time someone questioned your taste, you’d barely scrape by with enough for a pack of gum. “BAIXO” and “AUTOMOTIVO ANGELICAL V4” sound like your Spotify playlist is having an identity crisis. Clearly, your music taste is so all over the place that Spotify should have just renamed your profile to "The Black Hole of Good Choices." You might’ve escaped the realm of generic pop, but congratulations—you're now stuck in the Bermuda Triangle of questionable music decisions. Keep grooving, buddy; just remember that every “slowed” track is just your way of prolonging the inevitable, which is you realizing that cool kids still don't want to be seen with you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!