Roasted 2 years ago based on j's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jimmy, I see your Spotify profile is as confused as your life choices. A mix of rap, reggaeton, and anime soundtracks? You’re like a musical blender gone rogue, trying to make a smoothie but somehow ending up with a weird soup that even your grandma would question. You’ve got more genres than friends, and yet here you are, curating a playlist that would make even a DJ at a kiddie party cringe. At this rate, the only thing you’re trapping is your embarrassment. Your top artists list is quite the smorgasbord! Who knew they let you play the role of a wannabe hip-hop connoisseur while juggling names that sound like they could be your side hustles? “Yung Sarria” and “Elpatron970”? Are you really vibing to those or did you just accidentally pick the first ten names that popped up in a Google search? And let’s not even start on “Asian Kung-Fu Generation” - it really adds that splash of existential crisis to your otherwise tragic choices of who to jam out to while contemplating your life decisions. Your most played songs are a masterpiece of mediocrity. “SOPLE” by “Kris R.”? That’s the kind of track that gets played when you’re sprinting to the bathroom after a questionable taco night. And "Total Cap" by “Lil Durk”? I mean, c’mon Jimmy, if you had a dime for every time you've said “no cap,” you’d still be broke by the time you bought your fifth play of “Kill Bill.” Just admit it, your musical taste is trying too hard to be eclectic, just like your wardrobe choices. Stylistically confused and musically lost - you truly are a legend in the land of lacking!

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