Roasted 2 years ago based on Davidsolution's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Davidsolution, let's dive into this hilarious mess you call a Spotify profile. First off, your genre list looks like the ultimate "let’s see how many buzzwords we can cram together" contest. Afrobeats? Nigerian Pop? Azontobeats? Honestly, it sounds like you’re trying to pat yourself on the back for supporting international artists while secretly wishing you could use "pop" and "rap" just one more time. If "basic" had a soundtrack, it would be every single line on your favorites list. You’ve got enough sub-genres here to start a musical cult, but we all know the only ritual you’re leading is awkwardly scrolling through your playlist during parties. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Fireboy DML, Ayra Starr, Dunsin Oyekan—congratulations on making it clear you couldn’t decide whether you wanted to dance, pray, or just mope around. Davido and Post Malone? That’s like mixing a spicy jollof rice with a bland mashed potato; who even does that? You’re the human embodiment of “I’ll have whatever’s popular on TikTok” with a dash of spiritual confusion. And "Anendlessocean"? Not a chance you're getting invited to any karaoke nights with that kind of taste—your friends just don’t want to endure five hours of diversely mediocre jams. As for your most played songs, congratulations on heavily investing in things that scream “I have commitment issues!” Do you only vibe well with tracks that have parental advisory warnings? “Bad Vibes”? Perfectly ironic because that's the only vibe you're giving off with this playlist. Between concocting a mix that’s all over the map and sneakily trying to impress your friends with the 'deeper' cuts, just remember: no one should ever have to explain “who launched that Azontobeats genre” while desperately avoiding eye contact with the DJ. So here’s to you, Davidsolution—master of musical mayhem and purveyor of questionable taste!

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