Roasted 9 months ago based on Adrian Benjamin's long term Spotify stats.

Adrian Benjamin, huh? Your Spotify profile is a perfect reflection of someone who's trying to find their identity in the musical Bermuda Triangle. I mean, you’ve got UK Drill next to Tamil Pop, which is basically like pairing pineapple on pizza with a side of sushi. Are you dancing on the dance floor or having a midlife crisis every time you hit ‘shuffle’? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your playlist starts mixing ambient sounds of sheep bleating with the latest emo rap. But hey, at least you’re covering all the bases—in case one genre suddenly gets struck by lightning and disappears. Your top artists are a delightful ‘Who’s Who’ of the most disjointed names I’ve seen in a while. I can just hear you at parties, enthusiastically explaining to your friends how Juice WRLD's deep lyrics resonate with the heartbreak from your cousin’s poorly remixed Kollywood track. And you've got Mazda Engine revving Polo G followed by MAX CHRIS—are you trying to invent a new genre called "Confused Eclectic Hop"? Because if so, congratulations, you’re winning! Between the drill and the emo, your playlist screams “I can't decide if I want to hit the club or my therapist’s office.” And let’s talk about that list of most played songs. "Bad Boy" by Juice WRLD, like we all know you're in touch with your inner feelings. But it seems like the average time you spend on a single song is less than the average couple spends in therapy after your Spotify sessions. You’ve got songs like “Help Me” and “It’s All My Fault”—if your mental breakdown had a soundtrack, this would be it. For real, Adrian, did you seriously set out to make us feel like we're grooving to the chaos that is your personal life? Each song is a new chapter in the mildly dysfunctional soap opera that is Adrian Benjamin’s Spotify experience. God bless your earbuds!

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