Roasted 11 months ago based on nv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh hey, nv! I see your Spotify profile looks like a hipster art gallery exploded in an existential crisis. With favorite genres that scream "Look at me, I’m emotionally complex!" mixed with the confounding choice of "Southern Gothic," it’s like you intentionally crafted a soundtrack for a haunted teahouse. Who knew that 'ambient' and 'minimalism' combined could create the soundtrack of a person just lying under a weighted blanket, contemplating their life choices while avoiding sunlight like it’s toxic? Your top artists read like a who's who of moody indie darlings, paired with the haunted ghost of a barista who moonlights as a poet in a city where the lattes are overpriced, and the feelings are even more so. Seriously, I've seen less sorrow on a rainy Thursday. And can we talk about your most played songs? Is "Hard Times" your anthem because you’ve been through the emotional ringer or just because it perfectly encapsulates your streaming habits? Let’s be real: with songs like "Bug Like an Angel" in your rotation, you’re clearly aiming for that “this is my therapy session” vibe. And then there’s your love for hyperpop—like you’re trying to balance hardcore feelings, with a glittery neon aesthetic that would make even a rave feel like a tea party. It’s as if you tried to mix heartbreak with a disco ball and ended up perplexed in a whirlwind of contradictions. nv, I must applaud your ability to curate playlists that make you seem as complicated as a noir novel written by a caffeinated octopus. Keep it up; your Spotify profile is one of the most elaborate cries for help masquerading as good taste I've ever seen!

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