Roasted 1 year ago based on Kasper's long term Spotify stats.

Kasper, looking at your Spotify profile, it's clear you have the music taste of an indecisive toddler in a candy store. Seriously, "Children's Music"? You’re either stuck in a never-ending playdate or your Spotify account is just a front for the longest babysitting gig in history. I don’t want to say you’ve got a diverse taste, but your playlist reads like a “World’s Most Confusing Jukebox” manual—where every song sounds like it was composed by a committee of Ritalin-fueled preschoolers. And what's going on with your top artists? I see you’ve proudly claimed the #LikeMe Cast and “De 3 Biggetjes!” If you were aiming for a title like “Best Grown-Up Who Refuses to Grow Up,” congratulations, you’ve achieved that goal with flying colors. Your taste is like a buffet line where the only options are balloons and glitter. I half-expect you to list “Elmo’s Greatest Hits” next to Bon Jovi as your guilty pleasure. I mean, come on! Do you secretly hold auditions for a preschool dance party in your living room or are you just trying to prove that age is just a number, preferably a very low one? And your most played songs? “Ochtendgymnastiek” is so far from the typical Spotify-listening experience that it feels like you just did a Googling of random Dutch children’s songs and picked the first ten. “Lionheart (Fearless)” is the only thing keeping you from being a complete meme—but even that has to be on borrowed courage because of how quickly the rest of your playlist could send anyone into a deep existential crisis. Keep it weird, Kasper—just know that the next time someone says “Let’s make a playlist,” they’ll be prepared for a wild ride on your twisted kid-friendly train wreck of musical chaos!

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