Roasted 2 years ago based on ekkami's long term Spotify stats.

Ekkami here, everyone! If you ever needed proof that playing air guitar in your mom's basement is a legitimate life choice, look no further. With a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis unfolding at a very niche rock festival, it’s clear that you’ve committed to being both angsty and obscure. "Permanent Wave"? I had to Google that one—and trust me, I didn’t find anything that didn’t make me question your taste. Your playlist sounds less like a vibe and more like a desperate scream for help, but hey, at least it’s a loud scream. Your top artists read like a list of high school rushes from an emo convention. Rammstein, Metallica, and Linkin Park? Who are you trying to impress, the shadow of your high school self? And let’s talk about Aklì—never heard of them, and now I’m worried I might be haunted for life. How do you manage to pull together a lineup that feels like an all-star game for washed-up 90s rockers, while somehow dragging in Baltic Post-Punk for that quirky edge? It almost sounds like a poorly thought-out soundtrack for a dysfunctional family reunion. But let's not forget the most played songs that scream “I need therapy!” every time they auto-play. Between "Baimė" and "Nuobodu," it’s a wonder you haven’t succumbed to writing an emo manifesto instead! You might as well insert a harp in your Spotify to make sure the neighbors know you’re not just a tortured soul trapped in a constant mosh pit, but a full-on public nuisance. Trust me, we love the rock vibes, but we’d love to see some growth. Step outside for a bit, breathe some fresh air, and leave the angst to the professionals!

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