Roasted 2 years ago based on shroomcakes's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alerenaeventor, clearly you've taken the "jack of all trades, master of none" approach to your music taste. Pop Punk? Check! Alternative Metal? Sure! Screamo? Why not! It’s like you tossed a playlist into a blender and let it mix on high speed. When someone asks what you listen to, I bet you just shrug and say, "Anything that makes me feel like I’m in a suburban crisis." Looking at your top artists, I can’t help but admire your commitment to seeking therapy through sound. Pierce The Veil, Joji, and Doja Cat? That’s a lineup that screams, “I’m going through something, please send help.” Seriously though, with all that emotional turmoil, the real tragedy here is that you could’ve just put on a podcast or taken a bubble bath instead. Instead, you opted for dramatic intensity that would turn even Edward Scissorhands into a smiley face emoji. And let’s not even get into your most played songs. "Even When I’m Not With You"? Come on, it’s like you’ve personalized the soundtrack for emotional isolation. The real kicker? The fact that you have four different Pierce The Veil songs in your top ten makes you sound like their number one fan—seriously, are you trying to summon them into your living room with that kind of devotion? At this point, the only shared trauma I see is how you’re trying to convince the world your Spotify wrapped isn’t just a cry for help.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!