Roasted 9 months ago based on Ghoul's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Eyepatch, the human equivalent of a Spotify playlist created by a toddler on a sugar high. You’ve got more genres on your profile than actual relationships, and I’m pretty sure that “Hyperpop” and “Nightcore” are just what you say to avoid admitting you still cry to Disney soundtracks. No one asked for a mixtape that sounds like a DJ threw a party in a shopping mall, but here we are, living through your musical identity crisis. Just remember, loving both Bollywood classics and early 2000s rap doesn’t make you cultured—it just makes you a confused mess at karaoke. Your top artist choices read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a basement, yet somehow, you still think you’re cool. The Weeknd? Sure, but he’s rolling his eyes at the fact that you still can’t tell the difference between him and Metro Boomin. Lady Gaga’s over there like, “I’d rather wear a meat dress in the middle of a vegan festival than be associated with whoever this is.” And what’s with Odetari and his speed runs? The only thing you should be racing towards is a relationship with better taste, my friend! As for your most played songs? "Too Many Nights" might as well be the soundtrack to your sad little existence, because clearly, you can’t decide between sadness and bops. If your life were a movie, it’d be a low-budget rom-com without the romance – just endless nights wallowing alone. You’ve built a playlist so chaotic it should come with a warning to listeners about emotional whiplash. Honestly, if the world ends and the last thing you listen to is “enchanted waterfall - sped up,” I pity the universe for being subjected to your taste as its final memory.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!