Roasted 7 months ago based on άχρηστος's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, welcome to the Spotify profile of άχρηστος, where good taste in music goes to die. Your favorite genres read like a middle school art project got too ambitious and merged every trendy hashtag into one giant, unlistenable mixtape. Hyperpop? Post-punk? Glitch? Even your music choices sound like you took a random genre generator, slammed your fist on the keyboard, and said, "Yup, that's my vibe!" Congratulations, you've officially elevated noise-canceling headphones to a holy grail status, not because of their intended use, but because you need them to survive your own playlists. Your Top Artists list is a masterclass in obscurity, proving that you are either a musical hipster on a quest to find the most incomprehensible noise or just really bad at picking music. I mean, nothing says "I have actual friends" quite like boasting about Valentin Strykalo while the rest of humanity is jamming to Taylor Swift. And if Grazhdanskaya Oborona isn't a band that sounds like it was formed in a basement during a kombucha brewing accident, I don't know what is! You’ve turned being unknown into an art form—clearly, you’re aiming for a vibe that screams “I love concerts in cramped warehouses, but I’m allergic to popularity.” And let’s talk about your most played songs: a collection so random I can only assume the shuffle function is both blessing and curse. "Gosui ni Tarasu Tsuriito"? Good luck explaining that to the bartender when he asks for your drink order. "27 секунд" by "Vomit Hail"? Now that's a burning desire for self-destruction. With songs like "Not Allowed" by TV Girl, it's almost like your whole profile is a cry for help disguised as an ironic meme. Look, your music taste may have a certain underground sophistication—or maybe it just sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that came a decade early. Either way, I’m here for it, but I’m also holding my ears in agony.

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