Roasted 8 months ago based on woutertiersen's long term Spotify stats.

Woutertiersen, huh? You must really be a glutton for punishment with a taste that’s as scattered as a toddler’s first attempt at finger painting. “Nederpop”? Come on, do you even know what century it is? You’ve got an artist on your list named Willem Vermandere – I mean, he sounds like a country’s WiFi password. Your favorite genres read like someone threw a thesaurus at a 2000s emo playlist and then mixed in a side of dad-rock just to keep the vibe truly cringe-worthy. Your top artists could probably hold a bingo night for hipster dads too. Pink Floyd? Sure, let’s all listen to music that’s literally older than your average Tinder date. And don't even get me started on “The Smashing Pumpkins”. If I wanted to hear sad boys whine about life while strumming a guitar, I’d just scroll through your Instagram stories. And let's face it, you should be required to have a warning label when playing "The Smiths": "Extreme levels of teenage angst may occur." Now, your most played songs… “Geofrey” by “De Dolfijntjes”? Congratulations on single-handedly bringing the entire genre of cringe back to life. With tracks like that, it’s a wonder you haven't been banned from public spaces for inflicting auditory torture on innocent bystanders. And ironically, if the artists you picked are a reflection of your personality, your Spotify is serving us more “washed-up” than “washed and ready.” You’re due for a musical makeover, my friend, or at least a visit to a therapist specializing in taste rehabilitation.

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