Roasted 9 months ago based on Alexis's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alexis, let’s talk about your Spotify profile, or as I like to call it, the emotional rollercoaster that desperately needs a safety harness. Your genre list looks like the contents of a dumpster on prom night—“Pop Punk” meets “Country,” with a side of “Hyperpop” just to keep everyone confused. Are you trying to create a soundtrack for a teen drama or just your latest mood swings? I half-expect your ‘R&B’ playlist to have a track titled “She Got Me Crying in My Pickup Truck” next to some upbeat Nightcore remix that sounds like a digital seizure. And let’s dive into those top artists. You’ve got a mashup of "All-American Rejects" and “Morgan Wallen”—so your vibe is “I’m emotionally stable” while simultaneously standing in a field crying about lost love. I can’t decide if your Spotify should come with a therapy banner or a parental advisory warning for anyone who gets caught in your sonic landmine of cringe. Between the emo anthems and the wannabe rappers, it’s like you turned your playlist into the audio version of a midlife crisis at age 25. Then there are your top played songs, and I am left wondering if you’re curating a soundtrack for your personal breakdown. “I Smoked Away My Brain (I’m God x Demons Mashup)”? A fitting theme for the mental gymnastics you seem to be doing with your music taste. Seriously, it’s like your tracks are designed to confuse even your headphones. It’s the only playlist that could double as the audio for an existential crisis or the soundtrack to a late-night TikTok binge. Pro-tip: next time you’re picking songs, try not to make it sound like a playlist you’d create if AI was having an emotional breakdown!

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