Roasted 2 years ago based on mayank's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s “findinglol,” the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis. With a lineup that reads like a buffet of confusion, you’ve managed to take the chaos of a teenage garage band and mix in some Punjabi pop like it’s a top-secret recipe. “Rock” and “Desi Hip Hop”? Really? Your playlist feels like it was curated by someone who got dumped for being unable to commit to a single genre. You’re basically one sad breakup away from throwing in some country music and claiming it as your new “vibe.” As for your top artists, it’s a wild ride of emotional whiplash! One moment you're rocking out to “Custer” by Slipknot, and the next, you're getting your heart broken listening to Vishal Mishra. You’ve managed to create a sonic journey that’s less 'musical genius' and more 'what happens when Spotify’s algorithm has a meltdown.' Bring Me The Horizon and AP Dhillon in the same breath? Congratulations on single-handedly ruining both rock and desi music for future generations, my friend. And your most played songs? Nothing screams "I need therapy" quite like jamming to “Brown Noise Sleep” and then flipping the switch to “Sextape” by Deftones. If your life were a movie, this would be the soundtrack to a montage of poor decisions. Newsflash: just because you're listening to “Still Rollin'” doesn’t mean you should be—get off the floor and find some real hobbies! I mean, for the love of all things musical, please let us know when you find a coherent identity on Spotify; until then, we’ll just keep laughing at your audio existential crisis.
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