Roasted 2 years ago based on пані аляска.'s long term Spotify stats.

Aleksi Eide, huh? I think I found your Spotify profile buried under a pile of unfiltered selfies and expired memes. Your taste is so niche that it makes a vegan eating a quinoa salad look mainstream. "Belarusian Indie" as a favorite genre? I didn’t know you could play “Where’s Waldo?” with music. If there’s a Spotify award for being obscure, you’d win every year without any competition—because nobody else in their right mind would dare venture into this sonic rabbit hole you’re in. Your top artists read like a geopolitical map of why most people would rather follow their Spotify Wrapped than your listening habits. I mean, "Isobel Waller-Bridge"? Who does she have to bribe to get on Spotify charts? The real threat is you turning up to a party and trying to introduce your friends to the complexities of "Russian Electronic." The only thing more confusing than trying to understand your playlists is probably looking at your dating profile—I can only imagine what it’s like to swipe right on someone who has “K-Pop Girl Group” at the top. And don’t get me started on your most played songs. "Gaj"? "убей меня"? "Church Outfit"? It’s like we had a contest where every entry had to sound like a Tinder bio gone wrong. You’ve built a fortress of sound that’s already a few layers deep in existential crisis. The next time someone asks what you’re listening to, you can just hand them a pamphlet explaining why your music taste is a perfect blend of sadness and whimsy, paired nicely with a side of “I definitely wear berets.” I just hope you play your cards right before your Spotify Wrapped starts sounding like a cry for help.

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