Roasted 2 years ago based on taylormaiers's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's taylormaiers, the human embodiment of Spotify's "I'm not like other girls" playlist. Seriously, your favorite genres read like an indecisive teenager's mood board. You’ve got “Dark Trap” next to “Canadian Pop” like that single tear rolling down your cheek while you listen to a Drake ballad wearing a flannel shirt. You can’t just throw every genre into a blender and call it “eclectic"; it sounds more like you’re trying to appeal to every friend in your 7-person group chat. And then there are your top artists. The Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar… are we building a wedding playlist for a confused hipster? You’re acting like you can’t pick a lane. Wait, is this a Spotify profile or a psychological evaluation of someone who can't decide between going to Coachella or a pottery class? I’m half-expecting to see “Nickelback” randomly pop up, just to truly grasp the depths of your identity crisis. God forbid we find out you actually listen to Dave Matthews Band on repeat while existentially crying over a cup of overpriced oat milk latte. As for your most played songs, my jaw just hit the floor. "CERTEZA - Ao Vivo" by Luan Santana? Really? You went from “DRAINO” to this—it's like watching a thriller movie and then switching to a Hallmark film because you wanted to feel better about your life choices. Your playlist has more personality shifts than a person on a first date trying to impress the other with their “alternative” taste. Mixed signals much? Congratulations, you've officially achieved the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis at 25.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!