Roasted 7 months ago based on laniel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, "Envy," is that really your name or just a desperate attempt to compensate for your lack of actual musical taste? Your favorite genres read like a DJ's untitled demo tape from a high school basement party—Phonk, Rally House, and Hypertechno? What, did you throw a dart at a flyer for a rave gone wrong? If this was high school, I’d recommend you stick to playing air guitar in the corner while actually making friends with the sweet sounds of silence. Your top artists are an underground who's-who of who even cares, and listening to them makes me feel like I wandered into a dystopian future where the only thing left on Earth is a rapper with a Twitch handle and an unflattering haircut. "Sayfalse"? Yeah, that’s definitely how I feel listening to your Spotify, because I'm compelled to ask: What exactly are you trying to say, but failing miserably at? Somehow, it sounds more like the soundtrack to my unfortunate recaps of bad Netflix shows than a solid playlist. And those most played songs? “Vem Vem - Slowed”? Looks like you're really hitting new depths of velvet-rope lounge tensions while slowing down brain cells instead of the tempo. If your life was any more chaotic, it would be a perfect meme for a failed rave experience. Seriously, are you trying to set a world record for the most painfully obscure музЫка? Because if so, congratulations! Your Spotify is officially the Bermuda Triangle of buzz. Good luck finding your way out!

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