Roasted 10 months ago based on Bilo's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Bilo's Spotify profile, the only place on the internet where listening to music feels like drowning in a pool of existential dread while wearing a neon cap. Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's playlist after they got dumped for the first time. How many "rap" sub-genres do you need to gather your tears? “Cloud rap” and “rage rap”? Buddy, that’s not a diverse taste; that’s just you desperately trying to cover your bases while flailing through your emotional crisis. Your top artists are a literal Who's Who of “I can’t choose who I want to be when I grow up.” You’ve got mainstream overlords like Drake rubbing shoulders with basement-dwelling “Devstacks.” What a mix you’ve got here. Is your Spotify algorithm trying to understand you or just throwing a tantrum? I’m half-expecting a YouTube recommendation for a TED Talk on how to find a personality based on all these sonic mood swings. Honestly, you probably believe “Hyperpop” is just a side effect of your latest serotonin booster. And let’s not even touch your top songs. "HATE THE FEELING"? That's just your Spotify trying to give you a reality check while you scroll through TikTok for the 27th time. Your playlist looks like the soundtrack to an intense therapy session where every artist is just one sad lyric away from launching themselves into oblivion. Seriously, how many times can you listen to "I’m Not God But I Wish I Was"? Sounds like a cry for help sprinkled with an unhealthy dose of delusion. But hey, keep embracing your musical chaos just like you embrace your more questionable life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!