Roasted 8 months ago based on tianna !'s long term Spotify stats.

Tianna, your Spotify profile is like the Bermuda Triangle of music taste – where good tunes go to vanish into the unknown! Let’s break this down: you’ve got everything from J-Rock to Swedish Pop, which honestly sounds more like a desperate attempt to avoid making a decision than a reflection of any genuine musical identity. It’s like you threw every style in a blender and hoped for a smoothie, but instead, you got a chunky mess that even your mom wouldn’t sip on. And let’s not even start on your top artists – do you have any idea how hipster you sound? “gulu gulu”? Really? Sounds like a sound an over-caffeinated toddler would make while playing with Legos. If your Spotify could talk, it would be too busy lamenting its existence and questioning your life choices. Listening to more than half of these artists is like a rite of passage into some cosmic underground party that nobody wants to attend – you know, the kind where you all talk about how unique you are while secretly judging each other for liking "Art Pop." Your most played songs read like a sad diary entry from a love-stricken anime character. “プリティのススメ♡”? I’m pretty sure that’s a Japanese phrase for “Please stop torturing my ears.” You’ve got enough melodrama in your playlist to fuel an entire season of a soap opera. Honestly, if I wanted to experience this much angst, I’d just scroll through my ex’s Instagram. But no worries, Tianna – keep on collecting those genre badges like you’re playing musical Pokémon, and don’t forget to keep your therapist on speed dial for all those emotional rollercoasters you're trapped in!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!