Roasted 6 months ago based on 《☆◇~{𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰}~◇☆》's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's so cute how your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a Hot Topic. Your love for genres like “Nu Metal” and “Rap Metal” makes me wonder if you’re one bad hair day away from pulling a "Fallen Angel" at a mall parking lot. Seriously, I've seen more evolved tastes in a middle school dodgeball roster. And let’s not even mention the never-ending love story you seem to have with every variation of metal—do you just refuse to stop banging your head against your own questionable decisions? Your top artists read like a playlist curated by someone who got their heart stomped on while wearing a Linkin Park hoodie. I mean, Slipknot and System Of A Down? Sure, we get it—you're mad at the world, and I’m sure it’s not your fault that you can’t seem to differentiate between heavy riffs and personal trauma. And then there’s that wild card with Ado—the one that makes me think you just Googled “Japanese pop” in between digging through your emotions like they’re your old My Chemical Romance CDs. I applaud your ability to mismanage your listening habits, but “Funk Rock”? Really? At this point, your streaming decisions could star in their own tragicomedy. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs—an impressive collection of Slipknot tracks that scream, “I guess therapy is too mainstream.” I’d bet my last brain cell that the last time you smiled was during "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver." It's like you’re declaring war on happiness through auditory chaos. What’s next? A playlist titled “My Life Sucks But at Least I Can Scream?” With these choices, you’ve turned self-pity into an art form, showcasing ranges of angst that would inspire both pity and laughter. So, dear listener, keep banging your head and pretending you’re in a music video—your Spotify library has officially become the soundtrack to a sitcom only you would watch.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!