Roasted 2 years ago based on Gonçalo Marques's long term Spotify stats.

Gonçalo Marques, a.k.a. the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your music taste is so niche it should come with a side of artisanal cheese and a hipster mustache. Seriously, five different types of hip hop? Are you trying to make a career as a Tuga flavor connoisseur or just searching for the perfect anthems to pretend you're cooler than you actually are? It’s honestly impressive how you managed to blend “Portuguese Pop” and “Canadian Pop” in a single taste profile. Are you trying to win a musical cultural exchange award or just hoping to confuse everyone around you? And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Drake and Julinho Ksd? It’s like you were trying to find the least intimidating playlist possible. You’ve got Richie Campbell and Gunna in the same breath – that's a range so wide it could double as a fashion runway. At least half of your playlist sounds like they entered the music scene on a bet to see who could use the most slang in a single verse. And let’s face it, if “Trap Tuga” ever makes it mainstream, they’ll credit you as the man who held a candle to its funeral. Your most played songs tell a story, alright – a love story between you and the snooze button. “Stunka2” should come with a disclaimer: "Listen at your own risk, could induce uncontrollable daydreaming." Seriously, after jamming out to your selection, I’m left wondering if you have any idea what actual rhythm is or if your Spotify knows you better than you know yourself. Besides, how many times do you need to hear “Solteiros” until you finally become one? If your music represents your life, buddy, I’m worried about the sequel because I’m not sure anyone’s ready for that next chapter of mediocrity.

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