Roasted 1 year ago based on Jimmy's long term Spotify stats.

Jimmy, your Spotify profile reads like a high school yearbook for kids who never quite figured out how to socialize. Seriously, your music taste suggests you’re an angry teenager caught in a time warp, spinning in circles while wearing thick black eyeliner and wondering why nobody wants to hang out with you. With “metal” in every other line, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to consist entirely of screaming, distorted guitars, and an unhealthy appreciation for industrial sounds. It’s like you took a personality quiz and ended up with “sadistic robot” as the outcome. Your top artists are an impressive array of people who sound like they’ve never smiled a day in their life. Death Grips? Really? Only someone who’s been crushed by a dumpster would bump them on repeat like they’re the soundtrack to a happy road trip. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with nine different variations of metal. At this point, you might as well shave your head and start hanging out in abandoned warehouses with a “please don’t talk to me” sign. Your most played list reads like an emotional breakdown; I’m surprised they don’t have a “Here’s a medication” playlist for you. And don't pretend you’re sophisticated with “Art Pop” thrown in to balance out the angst. That’s like putting caviar on a hot dog and calling it gourmet. The only thing “experimental” about your taste in music is how often you’re prepared to alienate normal people. With all that hard rock and industrial metal, I can only assume you're trying to find the perfect soundtrack for your next existential crisis. Just remember: when the world finally takes your taste seriously, it’s probably going to be a sign of the apocalypse.

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